valiantparadox:

i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this

valiantparadox:

i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this

spjcegirls:

NEV IS SO FUCKING EXTRA 

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

ridge:

this girl curved EVERYONE

bermudalovetriangle:

I would pay an ungodly amount of money to hear this conversation

bermudalovetriangle:

I would pay an ungodly amount of money to hear this conversation

harrystylesdildo:

turtle-beard:

I hate one direction and rihanna.

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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